249 Candles
George Washington didn’t fight a monarchy just to watch Congress light the house on fire with deficit-fueled birthday candles.
As America turns 249, the cake is heavy, the air is thick, and the founding ideals?
Let’s just say they’re somewhere under the frosting, gasping for air.
If this is a celebration, why does it smell like a warning?
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