
The Real Hazard
It celebrates the kickoff of U.S. Open week at Oakmont CC… where the bunkers bite, the rough is as thick as a rainforest, the greens roll like glass, and the squirrel has bad intentions.
This isn’t just the course mascot — it’s the architect of chaos.
He’s got your ProV1s, your swing thoughts, and maybe your soul.
Good luck out there, boys. You’ll need it.
Available as a museum-quality print.
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