The Renaissance Has Wi-Fi
Historians confirm: the group chat was LIT.
King Henry VIII: “Swipe left.”
Da Vinci: “Painting Mona again. She blinked.”
Newton: “Just dropped an apple. Vibes are off.”
Galileo: “Stars are cool. Church said delete.”
Michelangelo: “Still waiting for Sistine likes to hit 1K.”
Botticelli: “Can someone tag me in ‘The Birth of Venus’? I’m literally there.”
And the peasants? Still just trying to connect to the Wi-Fi named “Feudal-Lords-Only”
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